Captain Robert’s Infamous Pyrates Blood
Captain Robert’s Infamous
Pyrates Blood Sauce
1 cup stolen red wine (dry),
1 shot of rum (cook drinks)
4 tbs Red Wine Vinegar,
1/2 cup molasses,
1 cup ketchup,
2 tbs Dijon Mustard,
1 ts Chili Powder,
2 tbs Worchestershire Sauce,
1 ts Celery Seeds,
1 ts Kosher Salt,
1/2 ts Curry Powder,
1 ts Ground Cumin,
1 tbs Cayenne Pepper
optional:
1 tbs cooks own blood,
1 diced habanero
Simmer tell thick, spread on the meat of something that died, that you then cooked over an open flame. Eat, receive praise.
At least it isn’t Papyrus…
